Imaginary!

You know, like that friend you had who was always causing trouble when
you were... what? Numbers? Oh, you mean the ones that mathematicians
spent centuries ignoring!

It's true! I mean, for a long time mathematicians didn't want to admit
that zero or negative numbers were useful either, but that's another
topic entirely. So, back in ancient Greece, this guy, Heron of
Alexandria, taught at the Musaeum (you may heard of their library, it
was kind of a big deal). This guy was cool. As in, he was researching
cybernetics back around 50 AD and invented the first vending machine.
And he quite possibly discovered imaginary numbers.

People didn't like those. The square root of a negative number? That
didn't make any sense! Well, you know... until fluid dynamics, quantum
mechanics, and vibration analysis. Girolamo Cardano said that working
with them was "mental torture" and was "as subtle as it would be
useless." Descartes first named them imaginary... as in, if you needed
them to solve a problem, there wasn't actually a solution. It wasn't
until the late 1700s (yes, that is 17 centuries after their discovery)
that the mathematical community really began to recognize that these
were real... okay, not "real", but also not fake, things.

So here's what I like best about imaginary numbers. Do you know what the complex plane looks like? Here, I'll show you...

So numbers on the y-axis are purely imaginary, and numbers on the x-axis
are purely real. You know what means, right? It means you can change
the message on your phone to say, "The number you have dialed is imaginary.
Please rotate your phone ninety degrees and try again"! Wouldn't that be
so awesome! ...Yeah, I'm probably the only one who thinks that it is,
huh?

Oh, by the way, my friends were Binks, Boinks, and their dog named Max.
Looking back, I'm fairly certain that Binks was an elf, Boinks was a
construct, and Max was a mathematician, which explains so much... Did
your imaginary friends like numbers too?

Actually, I've never had an imaginary friend. (Love Foster's!) I know imaginary numbers are helpful and I'd rather not deal with them any more in the future (had enough of them in school). But I never quite got them. To me, it was like mathematicians refused to be wrong so they used imaginary numbers and theoretical formulas to prove that they were right.

ReplyDeleteMy childhood imaginary friends were Mrs. Comert and Mrs. Shamp, polar opposites of each other, one was always well-behaved and the other liked to draw pictures on the walls. (I got blamed for that of course!) I don't think either of them liked mathematics. My current imaginary friends, who often end up as characters in my novels, sometimes like numbers. For instance, Caoimhe (Keeva), a character in my latest WIP, used to teach calculus.

ReplyDeleteYou'll have to excuse me now. I think I'll go change the message on my answering machine to the one you suggested. I think it would be perfect. Because I hate phones and wish they'd never been invented, written correspondence is so much better.